Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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