somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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