i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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