HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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