toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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