Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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