I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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