I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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