It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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