dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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