Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
In America we eat man semen.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
