Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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