Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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