How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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