Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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