Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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