Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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