his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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