I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
