He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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