Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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