He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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