And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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