can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
is that a dick in a sweater?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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