Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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