He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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