I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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