Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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