Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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