If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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