dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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