Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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