Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
ok first of all what the fuck
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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