Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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