Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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