Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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