i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Randomize
