she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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