I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Me. At least after what I've been through.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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