it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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