Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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