:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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