is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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