he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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