I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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