I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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