Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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