Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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