My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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