check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I want you more than these girls want KFC
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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