The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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