what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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