Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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