Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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