so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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